I did something very bad today and I don't know why but I got let off the hook.
I was driving south on College to a meeting downtown this morning. I had my iphone in the cup holder, and I decided to check twitter. WHY?! I don't know. I promised myself I would only check my mentions. (that's an easy way to justify breaking the law)
I look up and HOLY SHIT TRAFFIC STOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!
BRAKES!!!!!
SCREECHING TIRES
TURN THE STEERING WHEEL
BRAKES
...crunch
Yep.
I motioned for the lady to pull over in the parking lane because south on College is one lane. We got out of our cars. I immediately said how sorry I was begging for forgiveness, shoving my insurance paper at her saying I'll pay for any damage. I'm crouched on the ground looking at her bumper thinking Dusty is going to kill me. WHY OH WHY did I look at twitter!?
I stand up and say I'm sorry again and she says...
"It's fine. I'm actually running late. You didn't do any damage. Don't worry about it. Merry Christmas."
I went over and hugged her. And then pulled on her bumper one more time to make sure it was OK and that everything seemed secure. Wanted to hug her again but she was running late...
I didn't hit her hard. I didn't do any visible damage. But I could have.
It could have been a lot worse than it was. A LOT.
I slowly got back in my car as she drove off.
I looked around wondering if any neighbors had come out side to see what the commotion was. A man had come outside. We made eye contact and he gave me a look that said "shiiiit, you got lucky."